That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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