That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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