Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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