So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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