do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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