He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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