great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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