yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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