Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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