either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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