they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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