Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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