wat bout pragnant strippers??
Say something about gay babies.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Randomize
