uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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