I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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