Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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