is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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