please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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