ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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