Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You left your underwear on the fireplace
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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