i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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