I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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