Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I don't think brook has ever known best
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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