i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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