The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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