i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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