great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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