I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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