think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I party with great urgency now.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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