yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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