big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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