I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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