So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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