Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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