I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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