But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Dignity is for republicans.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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