Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize