Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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