I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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