drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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