Yo dont text me then not text me
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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