what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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