I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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