white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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