Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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