Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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