By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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