Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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