Girls should come with a carfax report
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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