your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
All I want is dick and wine.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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