The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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