Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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