And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I FOUND THE LEGS
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