I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
